Monday, May 09, 2005

Remember all that work I did a couple of years ago?

OK, well, turns out it has to be done all over. And I didn’t have any product warranties on it, so I’m going to need some more money.
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U.S. security devices at ports to be replaced
The New York Times
MONDAY, MAY 9, 2005

In its effort to create a virtual shield around America, the Department of Homeland Security now plans to spend billions of dollars more.

http://www.iht.com/articles/2005/05/08/news/secure.php
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Did you know that bananas have enough radiation to set off the sensors? Me either!

Here’s a funny story: Yorkshire pudding has the same density as explosives. We know this because it has set off machines looking for that kind of stuff. I think the real question here is: who’s packing Yorkshire pudding?

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