Monday, May 09, 2005

Remember all that work I did a couple of years ago?

OK, well, turns out it has to be done all over. And I didn’t have any product warranties on it, so I’m going to need some more money.
U.S. security devices at ports to be replaced
The New York Times
MONDAY, MAY 9, 2005

In its effort to create a virtual shield around America, the Department of Homeland Security now plans to spend billions of dollars more.

Did you know that bananas have enough radiation to set off the sensors? Me either!

Here’s a funny story: Yorkshire pudding has the same density as explosives. We know this because it has set off machines looking for that kind of stuff. I think the real question here is: who’s packing Yorkshire pudding?

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