Friday, August 19, 2005

Whatever you do, don't mention the 1968 Convention

Son of Broccoli hipped me to what the fine folks at the Chicago Police Department are doing about crowd control.

First, get a crowd.

Second, read up on the battle of [sic] Thermodylea.*

Third, never ever mention “Haymarket Riot” or “1968 Convention” to a Chicago Police officer.

Fourth, why is it that all documents gotten on the sneak must be scanned on an angle?

Fifth, asking what is the difference between a crowd and a mob is a trick question and will get you pummeled within an inch of your life.

And this is too good not to paste directly from the NLG web site:


*Stupid Chicago Police. Even a 4 year old child knows it was Thermopylae.

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