Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Santa and Danish Air Force collide

Santa and Rudolf

Danish Air Force Kills Reindeer

Danish Air Force pilots, trying out their spanking new F-16s, screamed over the farm of Olavi Nikkanoff at an altitude low enough to induce heart failure in Nikkanoff's reindeer, Rudolf.

After checking flight data and vet reports, the Air Force concluded that they did indeed cause Rudolf's death. They paid Olavi $5000 in compensation.

Alas, poor Rudolf, we hardly knew ye.

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