So 3 Austro-Hungarians walk into a bar: Istvan Tisza, Alois Aehrenthal, and Leopold Berchtold. Who are we kidding? Tisza wouldn’t go in before securing Transylvania and getting veto power on the bar tab.
Freddy Garcia spotted Jake Gyllenhaal in the stands and had Ozzie take him out. The Sox are up 4-2, so what the hell. If that Venezuelan lunatic wants to run amuck in the stands chasing Gyllenhaal, let him.