Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Bush issues Amber Alert for Iran

Dateline Washington D.C.

Pentagon officials reported on Sunday, July 13 2008 that President Bush has given Israel an "amber light" to strike Iran.
"Amber means get on with your preparations, stand by for immediate attack and tell us when you're ready," the official said.
Great. Our president is so mentally crippled that we have to use street light analogies to get war threat levels across to him.

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