Lesbian Animal Killer Trampled to Death by Holstein Cows
The man, who declined to give his name, said: “At first we thought nothing of it, but then we realised that something was not right.
“I looked outside and saw a herd of cows crowded round one area of the field.
“I knew something was wrong so I went outside, picked up a wooden post, which was nearby, and went to the cows and shooed them away.
“Then I saw a woman on the ground, with her head bent at an unnatural angle.”
Apparently the cows were like ninjas: They hemmed her in against a wall, squeezed the life out of her with their arses, and when she went down – tried to kick her fucking head off.
In Britain vets are right sick bastards. It’s nice to see some justice for once. I hope the cows shat on her face.
So, I had to check it out - was there a British vet killed by (Holstein) cows? And the answer is yes, yes there was, Mr. and Mrs. America.
If you see a herd of them coming down your street, you'll grab your bag a little tighter and cross the street, won't you? Admit it - you'll never take cows for granted again.