Rep. Christopher Lee (R-NY) bolted from the House of Representatives, shouting to Speaker Boehner as he ran past, "I quit!"
Why did Chris Lee leave so suddenly? It seems he admits he sent a shirtless photo of himself to a woman on Craigslist. Really. This could possibly be the LAMEST reason for resigning from Congress.
Over at the Senate, Senators Jon Kyl (R-AZ) and Jim Webb (D-VA) announce they won't seek reelection. Did Lieberman cast some voodoo spell over them? If you're keeping score, Kay Bailey Hutchinson (R-TX) and Kent Conrad (D-ND) also announced within the last month they're not going for the gold again either.
So the only way to get turnover in Congress is for those slack-jawed rats to retire? Of course not. It means that every election, nationwide, is fixed.