Liberman is the Pied Piper of Congress

Rep. Christopher Lee (R-NY) bolted from the House of Representatives, shouting to Speaker Boehner as he ran past, "I quit!"

Why did Chris Lee leave so suddenly?  It seems he admits he sent a shirtless photo of himself to a woman on Craigslist.  Really.  This could possibly be the LAMEST reason for resigning from Congress.

Over at the Senate, Senators Jon Kyl (R-AZ) and Jim Webb (D-VA) announce they won't seek reelection.  Did Lieberman cast some voodoo spell over them?  If you're keeping score, Kay Bailey Hutchinson (R-TX) and Kent Conrad (D-ND) also announced within the last month they're not going for the gold again either.

So the only way to get turnover in Congress is for those slack-jawed rats to retire?  Of course not.  It means that every election, nationwide, is fixed.