So 3 Austro-Hungarians walk into a bar: Istvan Tisza, Alois Aehrenthal, and Leopold Berchtold. Who are we kidding? Tisza wouldn’t go in before securing Transylvania and getting veto power on the bar tab.
The region in Illinois known as Downstate (i.e. everywhere that is not Chicago) may feel like they inhabit a different state from Chicagoland, and culturally they do, but in unemployment terms they track the Big Boy almost perfectly.